| | My Racist Brother in Law and Sister! | | My bf moved in a month and 1/2 ago. My sister and her husband had told me that they didn't want my 3 nieces to come over if my bf was going to be home. So everytime he would be over they couldn't come over.
It's been 3 times not that my neices... | |
| | There is no Santa Claus | | I remember my first Christmas adventure with Grandma. I was just a kid. I
remember tearing across town on my bike to visit her on the day my big
sister dropped the bomb: "There is no Santa Claus," she jeered. "Even
dummies know that!"My Grandma was... | |
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| Statue | | A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder."Don't move until I tell you," she said.... | |
| | Joke: The Cat and the Mother in Law | | Got this from my mail. Hilarious!You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New
Year's Eve party. We turned on a night light, turned
the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet
and put the... | |
| | Christian One Liners | | Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews.*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*Many... | |
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| indian peepz | | We are like this only So true, so very true ......... 1. Everything you eat is savored in garlic, onion and tomatoes.2. You try and reuse gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminum foil.3. You are Always standing next to the two... | |
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| Welcome To Parents School | | #1: Women: To prepare for maternity, put on a nightgown and stick a beanbag down the front. Leave it there for 9 months. After nine months, take out 10% of the beans. Men: To prepare for paternity, go to the local drugstore, pour the contents... | |
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