| | Marriage Humor | | In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife... | |
| | Men strike back! | | Men strike back!
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can't even... | |
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| For the husbands | | FOR THE HUSBANDSThis is for men tired of receiving male bashing jokes.How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who... | |
| | man are from mars, woman are from venice | | God created woman. And boredom did indeed cease from that moment." Friedrich Nietzsche was no feminist, but he apparently appreciated the female mind. He was not the first. Women have been adding zest, wit, intelligence, and compassion to human life... | |
| | Men Strike Back!!! | | Men strike back!!! How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened when she brings it.-------------------------------------------------------------------Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a... | |
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| | | Bad jokes! Lord I love 'em | | Ever seen the movie a Prairie home companion?There is a song that Woody Harrelson & John C. Reilly sing. It goes:"The blind man's seeing eye dog
Pissed on the blind man's shoe
The blind man said, "Here Rover,
Here's a piece of beef for you."His... | |
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